28/01/2010
Ok so I found these Nerdy commandments this morning and I thought it was pretty funny…Â Enjoy!
1) Thou must experience as many nerdy properties as possible throughout your youth (nerdy parents must assist with this). By the age of 20, you must have chosen at least two sides of the following: Star Wars or Star Trek, Kirk or Picard, Marvel or DC, Mac or PC, Trukk or Munkey, Baker or Tennant, and Joel or Mike. If these topics come up, you must argue your choice past all reasonableness.
2) Thou must always recognize your first exposure to a nerdy property was the best possible incarnation of that property. Likewise, thou must always find new incarnations, sequels, spin-offs, rip-offs, and media inspired these properties to be crappier than your prized original.
3) Thou must revere the Nerd Girl, because she is as rare as the diamond and just as valuable. Thou shouldn’t not stark her just because she’s the only girl in your nerd circle, and if/when she turns down your advances, you will not spurn her because that’s just shitty. And Nerd Girls, thou must be careful, for thy power is great — and can be used for both good and ill.
4) Thou must try to convince your significant other to name the child after a character of nerdy importance. If thou are cut from the cloth of the nerd tribe and have managed to breed, , and bringeth into the world the Lando’s, the Anakin’s, the Kal-Els. –Hagan
5) All nerds must be able to sketch, from memory, the basic outlines of the Millennium Falcon, USS Enterprise (NCC-1701), and the TARDIS. –Rob [Not me. --Ed.]
6) Thou shalt not question who shot first. –Skeletor
7) Thou shalt acknowledge that Batman beats everyone, ever, anywhere at fighting. That’s right, he beats everybody. Even Optimus Prime. Even Darth Vader. Even Chuck Norris. He’d find a way. He’s the goddamn Batman. –DoctorSmashy
Thou shalt be prepared to survive the zombie apocalypse, and teach thy children similarly. –1001110111011
9) Thou shalt not forget to honor and give thanks to the Dice Gods for your triumphs and victories. –Krys
10) If two nerds ever find themselves holding cylindrical objects of at least 9 inches in length they must immediately make lightsaber ignition noises and face each other down in mortal combat. –Bronson
11) Shouldn’t thou hear a man proclaim, “Now you know,” for whatever reason, then thou must reply in your most triumphant voice, “And knowing is half the battle!” Let he who should offend against this law be cast out from the company of his worthier fellows and be made subject to aspersions made ‘gainst his improper rearing and the cuckolding whore that did sire him and perform the rearing. –JesseMXGangl
12) When searching for something to watch on television you must watch the geek movie you come across, even if you have said movie in your collection. If anyone asks, “Why don’t you just watch the one you own?” stare at them like an idiot and explain, “That is not the point.” –Durandal
13) In order to assure procreation of the nerd species, thou shalt not utter nerdy quotes during sex. –Erixander
14) Thy first crush must be upon an cartoon character. –Darth Dorkus
15) Thou must not be the nerdiest person in the room, the one nerd that even the other nerds are scared to be around. If your obsession causes you to lose a job, significant other, or cause harm to yourself, GET SOME FUCKING HELP. –Geoff [Ed's Note: I feel like this covers my fan fic rule from before. If you're writing about pedobeastophiliac Care Bears porn, you're very likely this person, and you should knock that shit off. --Rob]
16) Thou must learn how to do to the Vulcan hand gesture, whether thou likes Star Trek or not. –keepoffthegrass
17) Thou shalt be required to attend at least one nerd convention (videogames, anime, comics, etc.) during thy lifetime. –Erugalathon
18) There shall be no viewing of fansubs by any self-described otaku/anime fan who can afford to purchase the said material (exceptions: viewing at conventions or titles that have no chance of being released stateside). –Capsulesn’Coffee
19) All nerds, when purchasing something in a store, must never pick up the first item in the front, because the item in front has almost certainly been touched by unclean hands, and thus its condition is less mint, the grade must pleasing to the nerd gods. –C-Squared
Did you get your sox yet? Let me know when u do thank u. (_8(1)
HAHAHA love them, now i must follow these aswell as The 10 Commandments of Optimus Prime ^_^
hihihi
Haha! That’s great!
#14, so true, lol
ariel are you trying to build off from the g4 status?
this isn’t like you, but whos to know for sure? pr is pr i guess.
lol I thought these commandments were funny so I wanted to post them
that’s pretty that 
There is still so many things you don’t know about me… 
i laughed so hard over just how many of those i have done myself (then i die a little inside for the same reason
)
haha very nice
Hey ariel guess what i got
I got the Ipad hehe 
It’s quite sexy lol reminds of someone that is also quite sexy, and easy on the eyes and fun to play with lol 
LUCKY YOU!!!! So how is it up to date?? you are going to give me a little review for sure
ha! ha! ha! seems like that was funny. thanks, I used to believe I had nothin’ to do and so whole lotta time left free, you show me there’s people who even happen to do less than that that I do ( as you can guess I’m not sayin’ you are that one)
did you know that the 10 commandments that Moses said there should be 50, but each stone could only contain 5 coms and Moses had only 2 arms + he was too tired that day, said ‘I’ll bring the rest here tomorrow’ but forgot about them
ahahahah
hahaha this is soooo funny where did u find this??
One of the person I follow on twitter posted the link
I’m not exactly sure who anymore… 
^_^ wooow
I’ve many friends nerd!! beautiful these 12 commandments!!
love this one:
10) If two nerds ever find themselves holding cylindrical objects of at least 9 inches in length they must immediately make lightsaber ignition noises and face each other down in mortal combat.
freaking lol
… i want to hold a light saber battle with you : (
we could even use pillows.
1 kiss
ahahaha send me one by the mail and we will both make a video where we fight!
hihihi
20. thou shalt not forget the comments of your world wide fans, who love and cherish thy wonderful guise.
This you should never be scared of
I would be NOTHING without my fans 
love rule n°3
almost a week without any news, something’s wrong?
nothing wrong I’ve been really busy with some ofther things…
But I’m back and ready to rock again 
lol
Hola ariel quiero conocerte, te pagaria si fuera posible. que dices?
English?
I’m pretty sure Sandro just said
“Hello Ariel, I want to get to know you, I’d pay you if possible. What do you say?”
I’m not making this up.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
6) Thou shalt not question who shot first. –Skeletor
LOL
hi i’m from chile! here in chile we talk spanish (well… something like it) and my english sucks, sorry if it’s a lil confusing (or short)
i’m new to this blog but believe me, i saw all 57 pages of it!
I really love your style, Keep the good job ariel!
Espero verte pronto!
Adios
WELCOME TO MY BLOG
Hope to see you posting here often! 
Oh, and Ariel, do you follow these commandments or not ?
From now on I will try to do it as much as I can
hehe
Yep i knew i was a nerd, just needed to assure myself
Hi hope I didn’t say something I haven’t heard back from u let. Me know if u got the sox and I hope everythings cool
Hey! Just to refresh my memory.. are we talking about colorful toe socks??
I sent u blue toe sox,black and purple knee sox with skulls, some other crazy ones with skulls and some bright ankle ones
OMG that sound awesome! I know I have something waiting for me at my PO BOX that I will go get tmo before catching my flight so it might be that
I already decided to name the first baby girl I have Harley Quinn after the Joker’s sidekick. Hopefully anyway.
hello hello looong time ago that i dont pass to say hello is because today i saw a skin of MSN on the web and well i would like to tell you were you can find it.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BRJO6O7G
this is the link of the skin, i love that skin you look very very cute as always well thats all for today i hope you are greath see you later on and enjoy your skin
byebye
how do you see these types of files? I never saw that before
well what i know is that this file, you have to have the last vertion of MSN and then install the MSN plus and with the MSN plus you can install this file and une it as a skin on your msn
here it is a preview of how does the skin seems like.
http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/4904/savef.jpg
well take care your are a lovely girl
@Ariel
File ending *.plsk !!
I Quoting:
Messenger Plus! Live (You must have Windows Live Messenger installed before instaling Messenger Plus! Live)
*.plsk files are opened with only Plus!
Zdenek S.
ahhhhhh well I’m not cool enough to have the Msn Plus
LOL
hey girl i just want you to know that you are the most beatiful woman in this planet LOVE YOU!!!
1.Star Wars! Fuck Kirk and Picard, it’s all about Solo! Marvel (except where Batman is concerned, Dark Knight FTW!) Mac or PC? Pssshh! Linux, suckas! Trukk! Trukk! Vroom vroom! I take my Transformers Old School, like my Doctor Who! Baker all the way! Joel, definitely. 2.I’ve actually been working on a thesis paper to prove that this phenomenon is related to entropy and the second law of thermodynamics, thus making the process inevitable. 3.True that! 4.It’ll probably be something so nerdy, that no one gets the reference! ;P 5.You mean not everyone can do this? 6. . . . 7.Of course, that goes without saying. You can’t beat someone who has seven plans, seven contingencies for each plan, and seven backup plans for each contingency, dummy! 8.I’ve made sure to give a copy of the “Zombie Survival Guide” to all my friends and family. 9.Meh, the Dice Gods are too fickle for my taste, and the Cyber Gods are too overbearing and creepy. I prefer to stick with the Metal Gods. They haven’t steered me wrong yet. 10.I think this is actually a law in some municipalities. 11.And now you know… 12.I’m actually watching “Nerds” on t.v. right now…seriously, ha ha! 13.What if it’s with a Nerd Girl and she asks me to? 14.Yeah, and guess what her name was? /chuckle. 15.Thank the Metal Gods for Care Bear fetishists! 16.And if you ARE a Star Trek fan, you have to be able to do it in ASCII. 17.Yeah, it’s like our Hajj. 18.The key word here is “self-described”. 19.I’m such a sinner!
P.S. My doormat reads “There’s no place like 127.0.0.1″, no kidding…I’m such a nerd, HA HA!
Woot … Baker ou David Tennant, ce n’est pas un choix, mais une esquisse de choix … Oo
(Désolé, il fallait que je m’inscrive pour faire cette remarque Ãœ )
Sur cette note, je vous souhaite bonne chance pour le hockey :-] Même si je ne parierais pas sur le Canada, je croise les doigts pour vous.
Yoohoo merci
xx
Bah ça va que j’ai rien parié.
Oh, a great write-up! No idea how you wrote this text..it’d take me weeks. Well worth it though, I’d suspect. Have you considered selling banners on your website?
yes and I’m open for it as long as I enjoy what you ask me to promote