08/11/2011
I woke up sick today 
 I’m thinking it’s life coming back at me because I laugh at Max earlier this week because he started to have the flu… lol  Now I know not to do that anymore 
 The thing is that I’m just not able to be useless today, I’m planning on watching cartoons while designing or editing another set of pic for my official website 
 I might also pass by my TUMBLR and DEVIANTART account to add some pics and art for you to see.  Follow me on there if you’re not doing it already  Long story short, I’m going to take it easy and just enjoy the day as much as I can…
Do you like my random blooper pic I posted on top of this message? Â Since I’m sick and grumpy, I thought Ill post a funny bloopers from one of my photo shoots and see if that cheer me up and add a smile on your face.
It’s a shame that I’m sick today because I had in plan to go enjoy the nice weather we have in Montreal this week. Â Spunky have been dying to go back to the doggy park because he wants to play with his friends. Â I don’t think it’s going to happen, I’m too sick to socialize with the other masters today and I would be infecting everybody anyways… Â What’s your plan today? Â mostly work I’m guessing? Â Tell me a funny joke to entertain me… does anybody have a good joke to share? Â I would totally use a joke, Â I’m always a bit grumpy when I’m sick because I hate feeling useless and it annoyed me to have to do nothing…
…anyways hope you guys will have a pleasant day, not sick  I really wanted to pass by because I haven’t been here a lot lately (well not as much as I would want to)  Don’t forget to check www.RebelMayhem.com everyday because there is always something new for you to see and read
xxx…
Sooo sorry you feeling like #$%&%$$$%. I’m sending out lots of great vibes to you and hoping your taking care yourself and I’m sure Max is giving you lots of tlc. Hope you get well soon. And i hate getting the flu and feeling yucky also. Get well soon cutie. Love the pic.
I understand you when you say you dislike having flu, this doesn’t work for me but for many other people does, you can always think (as a relive) that no matter how bad can one feel, there’s always someone who’s worse, a few months ago I discovered that I am allergic and that explains why if we count them, I spend more days being sick than being alright in the year
the pic on top is pretty nice, I like that pic
I applaud the fact that you decided to go on even if you don’t feel at 100 %, most of the time I move with reserve fuel, since my engine’s exist, exist no more
may it be that when I saw the post was already done the problem but you asked for a joke:
a 99 years old guy went to a routinary checking in hospital, the doctor checked him well and at the end the old man asks
-doctor, how much do you think I will live?
-10…grandpa…-said the doctor
-10 years?
-9…grandpa…8…grandpa….7….grandpa…..6
I wanted to find the starring of certain films, I searched and searched and just was unable to, yesterday night I decided to look for the front-covers and back-covers of them films and BINGO
I realized that right now I have up to 131 things downloading simultaneously in the same computer
I’m used to being sick and I’m used too to keep going too, think that I will have plenty of time to be still and rest when I’m dead however I feel no rush to be dead, there’s only one way to keep me immobile: decapitation
nevermind there’s no need to pass by because of a delayment, think it a single second, if it was a while and you pass by, there would be more time ’cause as far as I know no-one here have plans to surrender
im sick too, but it makes me happy, atleast now i have a reason why im not in school.
And i dont have to go out with friends, ive been in this city for so long, its boring as hell, nothing to do besides going to training, drinking and school
i’m trying to think of a clever chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon. how about a hockey joke? melody liked this one. Q: what would toronto fans do if their team won the stanely cup? A: save, and turn off the xbox. if that doesn’t work, then maybe this classic will *ahem* Q: what did one campfire say to the other? A: wanna go out tonight? damn, somebody pass me the butter, ’cause i’m on a roll
Try my family’s cure, molten lemsip, litter boiling hot. In my house it cures all, a cold? Lemsip, a stomach ache? Lemsip, a broken arm… Lemsip. You will never be sick enough not to work again : / . Just try to get some rest and get better soon ^^ <3
P.S. Hope u get package I sent soon
You’re such a cutie Ariel <3
Love the pic , by the way I can get ya that flu shot
Hello my queen from the land of milk and honey,
you fuck like a woman, but you squeak like a cavy – did you know this?.
Just answer me one question: When you visit your mom, how does she call you? Ariel or Joan or what else??
I wish you many more pleasant nights,
Giesbert
I’m so sick too =( …and recommend you that see the MADTV show on youtube thats very random and funny especially those of “Angela Write” XD this is one of the funniest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYfP0D8Q3J4&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PLD188424640DDF475
and other funny and random show is “Man stroke woman” this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPbUTmlb_Ck XD
I hope you recover soon >_<!
I know many jokes, but I do not think they are well translated. I’m from Argentina and I use the google translate = P
I hope that you get better soon, much love XOXO
Hi sweety!
I wish you get well veeeeryyy soon!!
So sad to hear you are sick
That pic is awesome! Love it all the way. I wish I have that finger, so I can give double pleasure, but it maybe difficult to type here, or maybe I should use a tablet. For work mail, use 2 hands, for pleasure stuff, 2 dicks? :S
Anyway, I know it’s been a while, I hope you don’t mind if I come over and say hi from time to time.
Get well pretty soon your highness, my best wishes to you, always.
Kisses a lot
xxxxx…
Here’s a joke for you hopefully it helps. A woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn’t work. The clerk tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! “GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!” The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, “What’s wrong?” She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, “GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!” In shock, the store manager pleads,”Ma’am, why are you saying that?” In a huff, the woman says, “BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I’M GETTING SCREWED!
First of all I hope you be healthy asap.
About jokes: Here are some:
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Heaven is when:
French do the cooking
British are the police officers
Germans are the mechanics
Greeks are the lovers
and Swedish organize the hole thing
Hell is when:
British do the cooking
French are the mechanics
German are the police officers
Swedish are the lovers
and Greeks organize the hole thing..
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A fence in the garden of a public hospital has been damaged because of the storm and the hospital director wants to fix it. So he calls 3 experts, a British guy, a German guy and a Greek guy in order to examine the damage and tell him how much they want in order to fix the problem.
So the British guy takes out his tools first, he examines the problem, he measures the fence, and finally says “It’ll cost you 500 euros. 100 for the materials I’ll use, 100 for me and 300 divided between the workers who’ll do the job”.
“OK”, says the director and he asks the German guy to take a look at the fence. The German guy takes out his tools, he measures the fence etc and finally says :”It’ll cost you 400 euros. 50 for the materials, 50 for me and 300 divided between the workers”.
The director says “OK” and asks the Greek guy “How much do you want to fix it”? The Greek guy immediately says ” The total price is 1.400 euros”, without taking a look at the fence. The director wonders “But you didn’t even take a look and you’re too expensive. How did you come up with that price?” “Simple”, the Greek guy answers. “500 euros for me, 500 for Y O U and we’ll hire the German guy to fix the fence”.
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There was an Italian, a German, a Turk and a Greek on an aeroplane. At some point the pilot says that for the aeroplane to avoid crashing three people must fall., so the Italian gets up and says:
“Hail Italy! “and falls.
Next goes the German. The Greek stands up and says: “Hail Greece!” , grabs the Turk and pushes him off…
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The Greek father calls his son a couple of days before Christmas and says, “Niko, I hate to ruin your day, but I must tell you that your mother and I are divorcing – forty-five years of misery is enough.”
“Mba mba, what are you talking about?” Niko screams.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer, We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister Toula and let her know.”
Frantic, the son calls Toula, who explodes on the phone.”No way are my loving parents getting divorced!” she shouts.
She calls Dad immediately and screams – - “Patera, you are not getting divorced! Don’t do anything until we get there. I’m calling Niko back and we’ll be there tomorrow. Do you hear me?” and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Endaxi,”
he says,”they’re coming home for Christmas and paying their own way.”
I hope you enjoy, though I would be glad if you leave a comment IN CASE you don’t understand any of the above…
Y’know, if I’m not mistaken, you did mention something about believing in
…Anyway, I hope, by the time you read this, you’re feeling much better.
Have a good one!
karma.
P.S.: To help make you feel better, here’s one for you…this one’s right up your alley:
Q: What do you get when you cross marijuana with aphrodisiac?
A: Tumbleweed.
Hope that one made you laugh!
The other day I was walking through London and this fat bloke through a piece of cheddar at me! And I said… Mate, that’s not very mature!
Carlic with rye bread … and herbal tea, Honey lemon and pepermint, fresh… let it cool down a bit and then Honey to sweeten it and a lots of it…
what’s going on ariel? it´s been a long time ago since you upload the last video on your website
no more videos?
Honestly, you are over-Photoshopping photos like these. It really removes a lot of the natural beauty you have.
que rico para meternos y chhuparnos besos
Bad girl!
You infected me -now I’m sniffing too
still, still….
snuffff
I want to know if there is such a word as gorgeousest because you must be the most gorgeousest girl i have ever seen …………
amazing